The Dumpster Fire - Signature Yoyo of 2020 (Pre-Order)

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The Dumpster Fire

Pre-order has ended, official release will be November 2nd, assuming the world doesn’t end or the shop doesn’t ship on time ;)

Here at Rain City Skills we try to be responsive to the ever-changing world and the needs of our customers. 2020 has been such an... interesting...year that we decided it needed it's own signature yoyo.
 
Last December we released the "Stoopid Capitalism Day Tree"
I gave Justin instructions to make it awful. He failed; people enjoyed it. I decided to give him one more chance before hanging him upside down by his feet while an army of Kindergarteners tickled him with taser-feathers.
 
"Make this yoyo the worst yoyo ever to exist."
I said this.
He did it.
 

From Justin Scott Larson who did the math to create the design

"Of note. It's not some shit tier hot garbage Yoyo. It's engineered specifically to suck. It's not a brick, or gigantic, or vibey. It doesn't have any cutting or chomping edges like the breathe. It's specifically designed to make you question your life choices up to this moment."


The dumpster fire is evil. It hates you so much. It will make you want to quit yoyoing. You will regret buying this yoyo immediately. 
 
But you will also fight anyone who tries to take it away.
 
It's just that bad.
 
I've decided to offer it up via pre-order for the price of $40. 

But I have no pictures of the yoyo, as it's still being machined, and I set my prototype on fire and threw it into a garbage dump which I then set on fire before putting it in a Space X rocket that I fired into the sun. While it was burning. 
 
So I asked some highly trained artists to give me their best renderings.

There will be 4 colourways.
1. Dumpster on Fire
2. Politics. Ew.
3. Nuclear Winter
4. "Everything is Fine (White Privilege Sonata)"

 Specs (by popular demand)

Weight - 0.013 moose turds
Width - half a timbit
Diameter - a cookie from a thin tree


Purchase at your own risk, there will be no refunds or exchanges. It's really, really awful. You've been warned.
 
Pre-order is open until October 10th at 11pm Pacific time. Pre-order Yoyos will ship the last week of October. Official release date will be November 2nd and the price will go up to $50.
 

 
But you do.

 I'll leave you with this. Apparently Weird Al knew I was releasing this and composed a theme song for it.