The Duck and How to Make Them Pay - A guide to the coming Duckpocalypse
Mr. Yoyo thrower wrote this guidebook as a joke to advertise The Ducc yoyo. Evidence around the world indicates that this humour is based in fact! Don't believe me? Google "Duck Attack" and watch the carnage!
The Duck has been biding their time for millenia, waiting for the moment to strike. Time is short, prepare now or we are all doomed!