Flat Earth Yoyo

$50.00 USD

**5a May Bonus - flat earth will ship with a free counterweight until the end of May while supplies last. Counterweight is randomly chosen.

Do we really even need to discuss this? The Earth is Flat. It used to be round, then The Ducc created a gravity manipulation tech to flatten it to make it easier for them to fly. How else do you think a Canada Goose gets airborne?

Does it, in fact, sit on the back of 4 elephants riding a giant turtle through space? Who knows. All space travel has been faked, no one is able to cross the great ice wall for fear of The Turducken horde that lives on it's peaks. 

Good, now that you're properly educated, here's the yoyo!

It's a slimline throw set up for modern responsive play. 

Weight 53.3g
Diameter 54.2
Width 23.1
Bearing - Size A

 

**5a May Bonus - flat earth will ship with a free counterweight until the end of May while supplies last. Counterweight is randomly chosen.