Mr Yoyothrower Pen/stylus
Read the title? Yeah, it's that. It's a pen. And a phone/tablet stylus. With my logo in it. And instructions for which end to use on paper. In case you were curious. Or from the year 400AD and have never seen a pen. In which case you'd probably not be ordering this online anyway, so I don't even know why I mentioned it. Although, I guess someone could read it to you when they offered you this epically magical device that would have completely changed everything for those poor monks hand-copying bibles and slowly changing the meaning over time through copying errors, that maybe would have been avoided if they hadn't had to stop every 3 letters to dip their quills.
Anyhow, it's a pen. Enjoy.