The Duck: How to Make THEM Pay - Audiobook
Note - To avoid giving The Duck yet another target in their long war against humanity, we opted to use a computer-generated voice to read this audiobook. This way if The Duck chooses to retaliate, it'll only serve to bring any potential "skynet" developing in the cloud to our side!
Mryoyothrower wrote this guidebook as a joke to advertise The Ducc yoyo. Evidence around the world indicates that this humour is based in fact! Don't believe me? Google "Duck Attack" and watch the carnage!
The Duck has been biding their time for millenia, waiting for the moment to strike. Their goal? Complete and utter Duckstruction of all humanity!
Time is short, prepare now or we are all doomed!